WHILE YOU ARE DOING YOUR PRISON SENTENCE


My Dearest Love,

I've been hesitant to dump you while you are doing your prison sentance because I'm afraid I won't find anyone else. I'm such a loser, coward and loner.

I've been with 5 different people since you went to jail. Your friend was the best. Even though she ripped me off $40.00 The sex was incredible. Amazing! She fit perfectly between my legs. I miss her. Your other friend is great too. She did me twice.

My tennant's X_wife was pretty good but she is such a hick, I couldn't have a relationship with her. Besides she told me it was all about the sex and wasn't interested in a relationship with me. We did it about 6 times or so, even while we were drunk.

My busuness trips were really a rondevous with an X girlfriend I shacked up with for 2 weekends, she got me through the blues and let me cry on her shoulder while hugging and rubbing me. NICE! She is so understanding, even to this day we still speak.

I've recently been seeing another old girlfriend who does it like a rabbit every night I want it. She's homely looking though and I don't see a future in it.

I know this doesn't hurt you because you went out and sold your ass on the street for crack cocaine. You could care less. Now you'll be doing your time and I'll be doing the time of my life without having to worry about you staying out all night selling your ass and doing drugs.

I stayed faithful and tried to help you right up to the time the Feds picked you up. You blew it.

It's wonderful to have a girlfriend sleep over and not have to worry about whether she'll be in the bed with me the next morning. It's wonderful to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about if she picked my pockets while I was sleeping.

I can't count the times you sneeked out of the house while I was sleeping and stayed out all night, then called the next morning begging me to have you back. I hope you are happy now in your ORANGE JUMPSUIT, your bracelets made of steel, the bars and concrete walls painted gray.

I miss you and love you darling. I want you.

If you think this is a mixed message, you are right. I learned from you, I learned from the best.

Truly, Always and Forever

Me