YOU SMELL BAD MOST OF THE TIME


You look like a clown and you have silly hair.
You talk too much and sometimes I don't listen.
You don't shower often and you smell bad most of the time.
But, you know that I don't really mind it.

Your eyes are kinda dark and mean.
Your nose is kinda big and hairy.
You've got a gap in your teeth and your smile is distracting.
But, you know that I really like it.

Your face is scruffy and scratches my chin.
You're car smells gross and it's full of garbage.
You're bed has too many pillows - you're like a girl.
But, you know that I like sleeping in it.

Okay . . . Your face is great and fun to look at.
Your eyes are beautiful and make me go dumb.
Your hair is pretty and your nose if fine.
But, you know that I won't admit to it.